Written by Lady Godiva
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Thursday, 12 May 2011

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We must get to the bottom of this mystery

Inhopeless, from Birmingham, England, has been missing from Discussion Forums for quite some time now.

A close friend said she has not received a PM or email from him in weeks now although she has read and rated stories written by him (she believes) but not one since May 7th.

This is really of great concern because we do know he is having trouble with his 'bottom' and are wondering if his is the cause of his disappearance.

Complications may have arisen with his bottom, which are too embarrassing for him to discuss with anyone except close family.

Inhopeless, if you are reading this - please contact your nearest Spoof office and let them know you are safe.

Anyone with information as to the whereabouts of this valued Spoof Writer, please post up-dated information on the Discussion Forum.

No details necessary! We just need to know he is 'well'!

Thank you for your assistance.

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