The honeymoon destination of Prince William and Kate, Duchess of Cambridge has been leaked, much to the embarrassment of Buckingham Palace.
While every official effort was made to keep their venue a secret, the public relations officer of an international resort could not hold back their delight at the couple's choice.
A spokesperson for the Blackpool Landladies Association has expressed deep regret to the Royal pair for her press release disclosing their decision to holiday at one of the town's leading seafront bed and breakfasts.
Betty Clinch of the Blackpool Palace Guest House has told The Spoof that she was devastated at the uproar she had caused. "I was gobsmacked when they booked in and I couldn't contain myself" she said.
Will and Kate have the top floor to themselves, overlooking the car park and costing a seasonally adjusted £25 a night.