Victorious SNP leader Alex Salmond has moved quickly to deny that there is any anti English bias in his party.
The First Minister stated :
"Despite our comprehensive victory in the elections which gave us a clear majority in Holyrood, I can reassure our comrades down South that there is in no way any anti English sentiment in the Scottish National Party".
Salmond has announced his new set of minsters :
Deputy First Minister - Jimmy "The Sassanach Hater" Thomson
Minister For Justice - Wullie "Shoot The Tory Bastards" McConnachie
Minister For Sport - Bobby "The Wembley Pitch Digger" Anderson
Minister For Education - Tam "Remember Culloden" Douglas
Minister For Tourism - Eck "Lets Rebuild Hadrians Wall" Sinclair
More to follow.