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Saturday, 7 May 2011

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Dinner...Incase some people have forgotten what it looks like.

A skeleton has terrified children by appearing before the watershed on an episode of "So you think you can dance"

The Skeleton was sitting second from the left on the judging panel, and all its bones were visible from the very minute the show started until the very end.

Complaints were made to the BBC about the scary looking bony creature, but they denied it was a skeleton at all. A person claiming to be a spokesperson for the BBC said "That's Louise Redknapp. She's supposed to look like that. She's a dancer. Its in her contract."

A member of an Anorexia group was outraged. She said "Its a programme aimed at young people who dream of being dancers. They look to Louise for inspiration. What kind of inspiration is she showing by not bothering to eat her dinner for 10 years before she presented the show. Its gives out the wrong message."

The Halloween Skeleton Group who hire out skeletons for parties say that they are desperate for Louise to join their group. "We could really do with a pretty skeleton like Louise. All the ones we've got are a bit lifeless. She looks like she's still alive...just."

Other skinny people were unavailable for comment. This included Kate Moss who used to live by the Mantra. "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels"

Maybe Kate and Louise are just going to the wrong Pizza place.

By Katarina Frogpond.

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