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Friday, 6 May 2011

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The International Criminal Court chief prosecutor in The Hague is to seek warrants in the next few days against UK Prime Minster for crimes against humanity.

Luis Moreno claims that he has substantial evidence to suggest that, during the first year of the Coalition government, Cameron and his Conservative colleagues used Nick Clegg and his Liberal Democrats as human shields.

Moreno stated today that "there are numerous examples of the Conservatives using their poor cousins to take the flak for all their unpopular policies such as savage budget cuts in local government and health services.

Liberal Democrats have increasingly become a bruised and battered party and yesterday in the council elections they suffered a savage beating that is directly in contravention of the Fourth Geneva Convention".

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