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Thursday, 5 May 2011

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Sheep-shaggers can get Jacks sheep even with his three legs!

A three-legged Welsh sheep dog is UK sheep-dog of the year after winning the competition against his four-legged rivals.

The doggy called "Jack the wonder dog" is renowned in the Welsh valleys because when he cocks his leg he doesn't fall over, he rounds up his sheep every evening, guards them against any possible horny sheep-shaggers and even has time to do several tricks; balancing on his one leg whilst playing frisby catching.

His four-legged rivals thought it would be a walk-over when they saw Jack in the competition, but Jack shocked them all by even having time to do his favourite party-piece; walking like Long John Silver without crutches and the judges loved it.

Ever since his accident Jack has constantly confounded all the limitations of being handicapped, but he does have one problem?

When he's hot female sheep-dogs tend to avoid him because whilst attempting to mount them he tends to slip off easily, but his owners have found a solution, they give him a "leg up"!

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