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Thursday, 5 May 2011

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Queues have been forming all over London as crowds form to catch sight of discarded items from the Royal Wedding.

Crowds have been arriving at Westminster Abbey to view the Duchess of Cambridge's wedding bouquet, but thousands have been flocking to Clarence House to see what Prince William and Prince Harry got up to at their stag do.

Some of the more unscrupulous visitors have removed miscellaneous items such as Nazi uniforms, used condoms and empty tins of Carlsberg Super Lager.

Royal obsessives ,who gained entry to Kate's friend's house where her bash took place, managed to lay their hands on the most prized possessions - empty diet pill boxes and copies of the pre marital agreement that will ensure that Kate will live happily ever after when the marriage falls to bits in 10 years time.

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