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Sunday, 1 May 2011

A fellow drunkard filmed Harry Saxe-Coburg violently vomiting over one of The Queen's favourite Corgi's, "Umbilical" during a royal dance-a-thon. It is believed that the incident may cause a brief, yet painful chasm between him and his estranged family.

The reveler, only known as "Ashfalt" caught the action on a Camera Phone camouflaged as a wild egg, after Harry had downed a pint of liquidised Whale meat only moments before.

Royal footmen quickly bundled Umbilical into a waiting van, where he was whisked away for the thorough valeting before The Queen awoke the next morning.

During a burp, a passerby, only known to the press as "Ken" said "Harry proper projectile vomited....It went everywhere. The stench was unimaginably watery with a hint of Yoghurt. Harry was mighty pleased with himself, until he found out that instead of being sick into a plastic bag, he actually threw up over his "gran's" dog."

It is believed that Charles will force Harry to live in a Sardinian windmill for 45 hours before being allowed to return home, where he will be forced to forage for Truffles during his nocturnal stay.

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