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Topics: David Cameron, NHS

Sunday, 1 May 2011

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Police Detain David Cameron

In a pre-emptive strike by the Police David Cameron has been held somewhere.

Police sources claimed his detention had nothing to do with the planned destruction of the National Health Service, but the timing of the action before a Cabinet meeting set to close several Hospitals, caused a representative of a private hospital to claim that the Police were acting in a non-legal way.

At the same time a private health scheme campaigner carrying a banner 'People are living too long' was stopped when getting out of his taxi in Knightsbridge and has not been seen since. It is thought a private police force were behind the action.

'Freedom of speech is in jeopardy' said Conservative backbencher Sir Oliver Profit 'this action is Orwellian. Before long we will not be able to demonstrate in favour of fox hunting!'

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