In mind numbingly stupid scenes, Victoria "Posh" Beckham has responded to the Archbishop of Canterbury's Royal Wedding ceremonial asking of "any reason why this marriage should not proceed" by replying loudly in the affirmative and walking up to the altar, shouting loudly, "William proposed to me two days ago".
Shocked Royals and guests were astounded by her behaviour and even one invitee was heard to say he was disappointed that she didn't sing a song. A dumbfounded Archbishop then instructed his other clerics to leave the altar while he quietly spoke to the Prince about this unforeseen predicament. Within seconds of this happening the Archbishop announced the end of proceedings and asked the congregation to slowly leave the Abbey.
"Posh" Beckham left with both her arms in the air in a sort of football victory salute. She will write a story about her fling with Wills in the Daily Mail.