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Saturday, 30 April 2011

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Off to a Bad Start???

London - Was the kiss worth the wait? Was it sincere? Was it a Frenchie? According to most viewers it was none of the above.

"It was downright pithy if ask me," said Nora Higbie in an annoyed tone, "If I couldn't muster more passion than that I might as well be a friggin' mollusk!"

"That marriage is doomed!" declared Roaa Bushue, "How can they just be cordial on the most important day of their lives? Hate to have seen the honeymoon night! Ewwwwwwwwww!"

"It was extremely sad to see it wasn't a frencher," said Miguel LeTour, "I am an incurable romantic and somehow sticking one's tongue into another's saliva signifies more than just a kiss on the lips."

So there you have it, Prince Harry apparently faired better in several kisses with different brides maids, while Phillip was a complete wash with Kate Middleton.

"Her titties did not look erect," said Martha Brainard, "That's a sure sign, her nipples should have increased her bra size if it was any good."

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