London, England - The happy couple revealed they've already picked out names for their future offspring and can hardly wait to share it with the world.
These two are conservative types, but they also are part of a new world and want their children's names to reflect the spirit of change, growth and international one-worldistic do-gooder globalism that Princess Diana so much espoused. They are in agreement that if their bundle of joy is a boy he will be named Charles Arthur Kenyatta Mustaffa Windsor.
As head of The Tusk Trust in Africa (note: The Tusk Trust is real, not a spoof even though a spoof writer would give their right arm to have thought that one up!), William is putting down deep roots in his beloved charity homeland of Africa and it's only fitting that their children reflect some African influence in their names.
If the bouncing baby is a girl, she will be named Pippy Gwendolyn Moombasa Windsor.
The happy couple are looking forward to "not just talking the talk, but walking the walk" and are eager to start their new British-African family.