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Thursday, 28 April 2011

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It was once Great Grandpa Adolf's Big Day too

London - "Expect an astrological tsunami to sweep the nation," London skywatchers said today ahead of Friday's Moon/Uranus conjunction of sudden, shocking events.

The aspect marks the 66th anniversary of Hitler's wedding to Eva Braun in a marriage lasting barely hours before its climax in the pair's suicide.

The same planetary configuration now sits squarely on William's own natal chart - slap bang in the middle of the House of Windsor's celestial Ring of Fire.

"Think of Buckingham Palace as the zodiac's Fukushima Reactor Complex," a stargazer to the Fraud Squad explained.

"It's been ready to blow for decades, patched up with sticking plaster like Camilla Fucker-Proles and minor royal nonentities Princess Beatrice and Eugenie.

"Shame about all that bunting, though, folks could cringe for decades to come."

Jeffrey Epstein is 69.

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