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Thursday, 28 April 2011

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The Rapunzel 4000 Royal Deluxe Hair Dryer that Mr. Prissy of Pimlico will be using on Kate Middleton's hair.

LONDON - Kate Middleton's two best features are her hair and her legs. Camilla Parker-Bowles suggested that for the Royal Wedding Kate wear the traditional tiara but Middleton is balking at that worn-out tradition (no pun intended).

Mr. Prissy of Pimlico, is the noted hair stylist to some of London's most noted celebrities including Dannii Minogue, Louise Minchin, Simon Cowell, Amanda Holden, Mick Jagger, Pixie Lott, and Louis Walsh.

He has been commissioned by Queen Elizabeth to do Kate Middleton's hair and he was asked by Ta Ta For Now News if Kate will be wearing her hair up or down.

Mr. Prissy whose real name is Strutley Chillingwood, said that it is a secret and that not even the queen herself knows although according to Scotland Yard she has issued a directive demanding that he (Mr. Prissy) reveal the answer as soon as possible or face possible deportation to the Falkland Islands off the coast of Argentina.

Mr. Prissy, who is somewhat self-centered, reportedly replied that the queen really needs to tend to her own business and worry about the deteriorating conditions of some of the rooms in Buckingham Palace and not concern herself with the fact if Kate's hair will be worn up or down.

The infamous British hair stylist is very good friends with Sir Paul McCartney, Tony Blair, Sir Elton John, and three of the five members of the all-girl group Girls Aloud so he is really not afraid of stepping on the queen's 85-year-old toes.

A short time after making that remark Mr. Prissy was approached by four burly Buckingham Palace guards.

The four lads looked as if they could easily play on the defensive unit of the Super Bowl Champion Green Bay Packers.

After a five minute chat, Mr. Prissy quickly told them to please let her Majesty know that Kate Middleton would be wearing her hair up assuming of course that it was okay with her Royal Highness (the queen).

Ta Ta For Now News is reporting that after the Royal Wedding Mr. Prissy will in fact be taking a six month 'unscheduled' vacation trip to the Falkland Islands.

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