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Tuesday, 26 April 2011

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The standard British national party

Having run up debts of over half a million pounds, the BNP - the British Nazi Party - denies that it is going bust.

According to BNP leader, Nick Nasty, and backed up by party accountant Fidelma Bookes, the party would never even dream of going bust, even if it had no money.

Mr Nasty said that to prove the BNP were a party for everyone, with a very open mind, rather than go 'bust', he'd rather the rumour be that the BNP was going 'titties' or 'breasts' or at a push, 'jugs', but to say it was going 'bust' is tantamount to accusing the party of being normal and boring.

He continued to say that the party were proud to be progressive, and part of that progressiveness was to exclude minorities that weren't white or Christian.

"We'd even march on Poland" he said, "if someone in the office knew where it was".

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