London - A compilation video of twenty-five men 'and Dodi Fayed' that Diana shagged during her marriage threatens to put a dampener on Friday's royal nuptials.
News of 30 minute Royal YouBoob! channel footage of the Princess pleasuring herself has been likened to a severe weather warning for William and Kate's big day.
"Its a big blow job alright," Palace sources admitted today, "depicting the groom's late mother as some sort of shag-happy royal bicycle seat.
"Weren't the Tories supposed to whitewash this out?"
Former Conservative Prime Monster John Major did actually do his level best to torch any unpleasant video recordings of the royal slut at it, archives have revealed.
Following Diana's death he appointed himself Royal Guardian to William and Harry and made sure Special Branch were kept from digging up the Highgrove House veggie patch at where Charles is rumored to have buried his sons.
Mohammed Fayed is 69.