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Monday, 25 April 2011

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The yacht is named after a pair like this

London - Brunei's Prince Jefri Archer's wedding gift to Kate and William is a two week stretch aboard his ocean-going luxury yacht 'Tits'.

The couple will honeymoon on the 500-ft stunna whose lifeboats are named Nipple 1 and Nipple 2.

They will follow in Charles' and Camilla's own honeymooning footsteps of 2007.

This saw the newlyweds cruise the Med in The Alexander, owned by some Greek thug relatives of ex-King Constantine.

In readiness for next week's Pacific jaunt Prince Jefri has ordered the boat's interior to be cleaned up of any offending items.

Palace advice that his notorious $1 million sex statues might be 'a bit of a turn-off' have seen the specially commissioned artworks tossed aside.

The life-sized bronze sculptures depict him and his ex-lover Micha Raines in erotic poses and grace the yacht's palatial bedroom suite.

Last year they were the subject of a lengthy New York court spat which branded Jefri a mendacious tosser.

"Yeah, but that hasn't exactly barred him from Friday's nuptials, has it?" a Royal Protection Racket source said today.

HMY Britannia is in mothballs in Scotland.

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