Written by Katarina Frogpond2
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Topics: Kate Middleton

Monday, 25 April 2011

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This is the apple bought by The Wicked Witch of Wessex

A member of the Royal family, known behind closed doors as the Wicked Witch of Wessex, has continued her cruel crusade by shouting at an old man in public.

The old man was innocently standing outside a dress shop when she attacked him. He was said to be so shocked that he had a heart attack and died just 5 minutes later.

The reason for the attack is unknown but she was heard by a passerby to ask him "Old man, Old man, on the street, who is the fairest of them all?"

He is said to have replied "Why, that would be the beautiful Catherine Middleton"

To which she replied: "If I had been born at any other time in history I could have had your head chopped off for that. Because that simply isn't true. I am the fairest of them all and I shall never let anyone take my place."

Later on that same day she is said to have purchased a poisoned apple and gotten into a fight with a number of dwarfs. This wicked witch definitely seems to mean business. The fairytale continues.

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