London, England - Meteorologists are warning Prince William and the royal family of some bad weather expected on April 29. The weather forecast for the royal wedding is tornadoes--lots and lots of tornadoes.
Up to 1,000 roaring tornadoes with wind-speeds of 800kph are expected to hit London, just as the royal wedding is beginning.
Prince William and Kate Middleton didn't seem too concerned about the horrific weather forecast.
"Tornadoes on your wedding day is supposed to be good luck, or something like that." said the vapid Prince William.
"I'll just use more hairspray if it gets windy." said the equally vapid Kate Middleton.
The two lovebirds have much more on their minds besides the stormy weather. They are more concerned about their guests dying from boredom then from tornadoes.
"Anyway, what is a tornado??" said the empty-headed prince.