David Cameron has failed to comment on, or apologise for, giving his nephew a job, which could be about to catapult him to the heights of great success.
Ed Miliband is rumoured to be exceptionally angry about this appointment because he knows hundreds of thousands of other people currently claiming benefits could have done the same job.
A friend of Ed Miliband's is said to have commented to a friend that David Cameron's office was closed to anyone who wasn't already in his social circle before he got elected. Every job is filled by a friend or family member and that includes some very strange jobs indeed. And that's how little Stevie came to get his first step on the job ladder.
Stevie was first appointed to his post last August, when he was just 6 years old, and he is said to be doing an amazing job. He may just be sweeping the chimney at number 10, but he's very well appreciated.
David Cameron is rumoured to have told someone that he thinks putting children up chimneys is a fantastic idea. He thinks that if the country puts its kids to work then they can help kick start the economy and solve problems like crime in the City of London. Also, if they are busy cleaning chimneys all day then no one needs to pay for childcare.
David Cameron is hoping that the employment of his nephew to clean his chimney will start a trend amongst his middle class friends down the tennis club. He hopes that very soon every single one of them will have put their kids up the chimney so they can free up their time to play more tennis. He really hates it when he goes to play tennis and there's no one about because they're all at home watching Shrek 2 with the kids.
By Katarina Frogpond.