Ace celebrity and International footballer, David Beckham, shocked his fans when he claimed that royal ghosts were watching him showering.
‘Last night was shocking,' Becks gasped.
‘I had just got the kids off to bed and decided to take a shower'
‘But blow me, when I looked out of the cubicle I could see that my perfect, naked body was being ogled by three ghostly royals.'
‘The Queen mum had a blinking grin from ear to ear and was getting brown ale down her neck as fast as she could.'
‘Margaret and Diana were also enjoying themselves as they sipped their cocktails whilst taking in my manly body.'
‘It was shocking!'
Top spiritualist, Alan Meadows, was unable to give a rational explanation for the royal 'peeping toms.'
‘Perhaps it's because the media have labelled David's mansion ‘Beckingham Palace'
‘Maybe the royal ghosts have been sent to his house by mistake'