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Friday, 22 April 2011

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Charles is Pinochet's son

London - Former Riggs Bank CEO Joe Albritton very nearly went bust before his money laundering Pinochet slushfund was rescued by Mossad.

He's now been invited to the 29 April cringefest where royal impostor Prince William ties the knot with Bucklebury trainwreck Kate Middleton.

Albritton flew in to RAF Northolt in his customised Tupolev-124 this weekend - which he's promised to leave parked on the airstrip tarmac for Charles to 'borrow' for a trip to the USA in May.

Albritton succeeded Texan hitman and Presidential uncle Jonathan Bush as the bank's CEO after acquiring his eponymous TheoCon slushfund J Bush & Co in 1997.

Its 'discreet provision of banking services to Washington DC elite' included the bankrolling of George W Bush's disastrous Arbusto Oil Corp - named by NATO as financing Middle East terror from the 1980s onwards.

The bank was fined $$$ millions for embezzlement of UK funds - which were then credited to General Pinochet's myriad accounts.

"Albritton and the Bushes were up Osama's arse for decades," a Fraud Squad source commented today.

"This is Charles' way of saying a big Thank You to his former pimps."

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