Written by Jaggedone
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Saturday, 16 April 2011

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They would have loved him in Soho!

A gay couple visiting a "normal" public house in Soho, London (are their any normal public houses in Soho?) got caught having a kiss and cuddle and were promptly barred by the landlord who thought the scene was a bit too "camp"!

After being barred people inside and outside the pub started to cheer the couple and whilst exiting the pub they had another fond moment and a another good friend, gay of course, uploaded them on You Tube and now all of London has gone "gay" over the top friendly.

Thousands of well-wishers feeling that everybody should have the right to "out" their feelings anywhere have been showing their support for the couple.

Heterosexuals and straights are shocked at the response and have now surrendered to a losing battle in the Soho area of London, which is gradually being turned into a blanket gay, lesbian, transvestite, red-light area.

Nearly extinct real female Soho strippers, pole dancers, table dancers, prostitutes, etc, are to be replaced by Transvestites, gays, lesbians and others who like it differently.

And gay couples wishing to have a snog, kiss and cuddle in public can now do it without old fashioned, straight landlords banning them.

The world is rapidly changing and the gay movement has won another important milestone in their efforts to prove to everybody that they are just normal humans after all?

And the world becomes a "gayer sadder" place because who the f++k is going to produce children for the next generations?

Maybe we should all ask the gay fraternity for their solution to that problem or Elton John, he knows everything better, ask his wife.

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