Written by Inhopeless
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Friday, 15 April 2011

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"In Canada, I Could Be Outlandishly Cool and Humourous" says Lady Godiva

BIRMINGHAM = Lady Godiva, cool person, was found in prison with insane person, Inhopeless.

Both had been arrested on Slaying With Laughter, and are installed in the Chuckle Brothers Wing of HMP Selly Oak.

"Luckily for us," she said, "they have a bit of overcrowding, so they bunged us both together. Unluckily for me, he's become more insane than he was before we got here."

Lady Godiva had gotten mixed up with the young man when she had accepted a £200,000 settlement from the News of the World, and had promised to visit Inhopeless's gallery, along with a ticket to some knight thing.

"The poor boy," she said. "You know, this is the first time he's been away from his ma and dad? I hope they're okay without him."

"It's rather sad," said Inhopeless's father, wearing a party hat, "we're having ... uhhh... thingy where we celebrate the life of him. Yeah. That's why we having a party. No other reason at all."

As of press time, Vigilanteen was breaking out of the prison, no doubt performing a public service duty.

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