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Thursday, 14 April 2011

LONDON - After a long, well-worn night, the Ministry of Defence (MoD), has said that they will send nearly 1000 troops to 51.5 degrees North, 1.902 degrees West.

The MoD say that the locals call it a 'Job Senter'.

"You see," said a spokesman, "it's pretty simple. We go in. We get the vital information, form 2B/F, try to resist enemy fire from bankers, and then we return home. It'll be all over by Christmas."

However, some have applauded the plan that the government send civilians to take some of the full force of the first wave of 'jobs'.

"We're buttering them up with peaceful civilians," said a spokesman, "they'll have their guard down, and then they'll be all surprised when our brave girls and boys come rushing in."

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