A UK funeral parlour has vehemently protested over an advertising company sticking a billboard on their wall advertising a popular TV series about hunting zombies!
The funeral parlour director, Damian Deadend (name changed for legal reasons), told a local TV station that the series encourages groups of demented "zombie hunters" to hunt them and Mr. Deadend wants his zombies left in peace.
After burying so many of them and seeing them rise again in the form of local politicians, royal family members, judges, policeman, mathematics teachers and tea ladies (?), he feels that zombies have a right to remain anonymous and not be hunted.
The hit TV series and poster could also have a detrimental effect on his dead end business and bring it alive again. (if you believe in reincarnation?)
In fact Mr. Damian Deadend is actually a zombie himself and is only ever seen smiling whilst embalming his dead or listening to Michael Jackson's, Thriller.
A black van with men dressed in white overalls and a straitjacket in hand was just seen taking Mr.Deadend away, screaming revenge.
Thank God it wasn't full moon, he could have woken the dead!