Written by j.w.

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Topics: Space

Wednesday, 13 April 2011

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Gagarin in the Kremlin Studio

Shock waves have rumbled through Russia at the discovery that Yuri Gagarin never went into Space 50 years ago. The hoax was organised in a studio underneath the Kremlin.

This same studio was used by the American's for their historic Moon landing.

In this way the Cold War was kept about even so nuclear weapons would not have to used to wipe out Cuba or obliterate Kazikstan.

Such is the truth behind the headlines! I can only give you this information as a supposed 'joke', otherwise I might find myself in the studio under the Kremlin where I would be used to simulate a landing on the top of Mount Everest with me completly naked.

There would be few people around to embarrass me but cameras would be ready to film this historic feat of endurance.

Fortunately I have plans with Aliens who have landed in Flying Saucers ready to rescue me with a good cup of tea.

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