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Tuesday, 12 April 2011

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Slight tendency to lean to the left made his head swell

London - Weirdly photochopped pics of Boris Johnson aide Sir Simon 'Paradise Lost' Milton have appeared in British tabloids.

The ex-Westmonster Council CEO died suddenly yesterday 'with the Mayor of London at his bedside' according to Daily Smearer reports.

Oddly posed images of the 49 year-old politician make the former Deputy Mayor's head look way too big for his actual frame.

"That's Sir Simon for you!" chirped a City Hall pal this afternoon.

"Always too big headed for his own good - even in death."

Milton famously presided over Westmonster Council's subterfuge policies of exonerating notorious gerrymandering slag Dame Shirley Porter.

The ex-Tesco heiress famously trumpeted Mrs Thatcher's homes-for-votes scam which became one of the 1980s' most successful.

Dozens of local authority apparatchicks (sick) were subsequently honored for their collusion.

Boris Johnson is 69.

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