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Tuesday, 12 April 2011

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Elbowed out: home-grown slappers like these

London - A number of so-called members of the royal family may be involved in sham marriages the Archbishop of Canterbury has warned.

A Church of England crackdown on sham royal weddings has deplored the use of non-British slappers 'during the nation's hour of need'.

"It's a national scandal - considering how many home-grown hookers are being elbowed out of the scam," Rowan Williams said today.

His remarks come as a disrguntled Afghani warlord's daughter threatens to publish her marriage certificate to Prince William.

Fatty-Ma Begum Goebbels-Windsor says william owes her six years-worth of child support and maintenance following their 2005 Kabulishit wedding.

She plans to publish her wedding certificate ahead of the 'sham' royal wedding on 29 April as well as the birth certificates of the couple's twin boys.

Princess Michael of K**t is 69.

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