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Tuesday, 12 April 2011

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Obama Road Testing New GM Cruze with Removable Steering Wheel!

Things are continuing to unravel in Obama Land as Government Motors (GM) was forced to announce another massive recall after a steering wheel came off one of their budget model cars built by a member of the United Auto Workers Union who couldn't be arsed to tighten a bolt!

The motorist, who survived the incident, but refused to be identified due his fear that he would be 'terminated with extreme prejudice' before his class action suit was settled, said luckily he was in the right lane of an 8 lane free way outside of Los Angles when his car started falling apart...in his lap!

"I was texting my girlfriend, (don't tell my wife,) on the cellphone and sipping a Latte when I saw my exit coming up fast in bumper to bumper traffic. I went to veer off , steering with my knees distracted by the naked pictures Bolinda had just sent me, and the next thing I know the F****steering wheel was in my lap....now how the hell can you adjust the volume on the CD when the controls are on the wheel, and the F*****wheel is in your lap along with a cup of hot Latte?"

Luckily, according to the soon to be millionaire Plaintiff, he was able to maneuver the car to the side of the road and safely into the breakdown lane even though that lane is used illegally by hordes of crazy crotch rocket road racers commuting at speeds in excess of 124 MPH.

"If the brakes had't locked up on the right side of the car only, I would have been a dead man," the motorist said, 'but that failure enabled the car to pull off to the right and I eventually got it to a stop....only real tragedy was when I went to open my door and get out a guy on a KZ1200 with no helmet doing about a buck forty took my door and his unhelmeted head off....what a F*****mess....now I have to get a new door and try to match the paint!"

This latest incident, this one involving the Chevy Cruze, follows closely on several failures of the iconic $41,000 Chevy Volt which can't hold a charge, won't start in cold weather, and caused the freezing death of dozens of motorists in Fargo, North Dakota this winter when there was a traffic jam on the interstate during a blizzard and the cars shut off in 15 minutes after the heaters caused the Chinese batteries to run out of juice!

Relatives of those killed in that incident are still fighting the government over the $7500 promised rebate , but the Justice Department is saying the rebate was only a 'life time guarantee' made to the original purchaser, and expired should he die from 'hypothermia, electric shock, or was run over in the left lane of the autobahn because he couldn't keep up with traffic."

"Same old Government Bull Shit," said Clyde Clevis Mutrum, a farmer from Iowa who only drives Fords, "All those dumb tree huggers who believed Obama when he announced the Volt as "A CHARGE You can Believe in!" Ha. You think it'll be any better when you go into the Hospital under ObamaCare to get your oil changed.....those idiots can't even find their OWN dipsticks!"

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