The human side of Nick Clegg has been revealed in a moving article in a magazine. Unfortunately the movement was from the stomach to the throat and thence into a toilet.
Clegg says he cried when he took part in the destruction of the NHS. 'Remember' he declared 'that it was the Tories who said the NHS was safe in their hands, we never made the same committment.'
Asked about he LibDem agreement to set up extermination camps for old people who could carry out patriotic voluntary euthanasia, Clegg said the voluntary action was all part of the Big Society. 'Would you rather have old people slowly freezing to death or dying peacefully in a nice warm bed?' he asked.
On the policy of Education for the Rich only Clegg was adamant that although this policy was not in the LibDem manifesto it was part of the compromise agreement with the Tories which enabled the LibDems to save the country from ruin.
'This country would have been left without a secure Government if we had not compromised. It was the right thing to do.' He declared he was sorry about the ignorant remaining stupid but somebody had to be at the bottom of the shitheap to avoid the people on top smelling of crap.