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Sunday, 27 March 2011

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The secret London daughter will have to go mano a mano with former stepfather Larry Fortensky

London - Attorneys acting for Dame Elizabeth's four American children are having none of it, of course.

But one of Hollywood's best kept Cold War secrets is likely to out this week about the existence of a suspected older sibling living close to Taylor's Wildwood Road, Hampstead birth home looks set to rear its ugly once again.

Now in her early sixties the secret bastard daughter was raised by ex-neighbors after being born in a London clinic for teenage mothers some four years after the debut of the box office smash hit National Velvet.

"She could claim up to 20% of Taylor's $$$s" celebwatch editor at LA FagHagSlagMag Dave Skank said today, "that's er...$125 million!"

The reading of the movie star's Last Will & Testament in Los Angeles on Monday is set to reveal a staggering £750 million fortune - to be shared equally between sons Michael and Christopher Wilding and daughters Maria Burton and Liza Todd.

Taylor's 10 grandchildren and four great-grandchildren are also guaranteed a piece of the cake along with a major chunk going to her charitable Foundation for victims of AIDS.

"And don't forget that Larry Fortensky," Skank continued, "his five grand a month hush money

is now likely to swell to around $1 million in final settlement."

The construction worker has enjoyed a sumptuous monthly handout for the last 14 years in a quid pro quo arrangement about keeping his mouth shut regarding some very tricky private aspects of Taylor's life.

"Yeah, mostly about how that Michael Jackson lookalike was her other little bastard," Skank added this evening, "and how his birth Pa George Bush Senior fixed it with the CIA so nobody ever gets to find out..."

Zsa Zsa Gabor is back in the Seedy Sinai hospital where surgeons are eyeing up her other leg...

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