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Sunday, 27 March 2011

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Anaqueda Organising Revolt

In significant developments opposition is spreading. Fires in the streets, sitdowns in public squares, buildings broken into, protesters injured, many arrests.

One thing we should be glad about in our beautiful peaceful isle is that it couldn't happen here!

But in a land curiously resembling our own voices have been raised demanding radical change. Official condemnation of these developments has blamed Anaqueda for the resistance. Police have noticed a bearded man resembling Osama Bin Laden in the crowd outside the Ritzy Market and Muslim type Hoodies were seen nearby in a market for the Fortunate. Police are studying CTV pictures to try and work out what on earth was going on.

Anaqueda was named recently as being behind other revolting episodes by Colonel Gaddafi. The United Nations is in emergency session trying to work out which disturbances should be supported and which ones condemned.

Meanwhile an angry Prime Minister in this land so like our own, after having had a nightmare turned on his wife who was eager for a bit of hanky panky and shouted 'Cut it Out!'.

'Are you are even cutting hanky panky?' cried the sweet maiden.

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