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Saturday, 26 March 2011

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'Love Is All You Need'

The former bishop of Saint David's Diocese in Wales has married his former 'bishop's chaplain', Mandy Williams Potter.

Bishop Carl was forced to resign by Archbishop of Wales Barry Morgan; he denied any wrong-doing and denied he was having an affair with Mandy.

It would appear after all the denials and the 'hoo-ha' of Bishop Carl being forced to resign over allegations of having an affair it appears that he was lying all along and was in an affair with co-worker the Rev Mandy Williams Potter, who also feigned innocence.

After all the disruption which took place in the Church in Wales it appears that Bishop Carl and Mandy 'were' an item all along and were 'lying through their teeth' when asked by angry Archbishop Barry Morgan to give an account of themselves.

Carl and Mandy landed on their feet and both found well paid employment in the Powys Volunteers Bureau". Incredibly Mandy managed to be given a lucrative job as his secretary.

Last year it was disclosed that they were buying a house in the pretty,country Welsh town of Llandovery.

However, the former 'bish' was spotted in his civvies visiting Randy Mandy and a neighbour 'blew the whistle' on the philandering pair.

A huge furore ensued which lasted for months and Bishop Carl was put on a 'leave of absence' whilst Archbishop Barry decided what should be done about the situation.

Both Carl and Mandy simultaneously announced that they were divorcing their spouses. Joy Cooper moved out of the Bishop's Palace and maintained a dignified silence.

The bish's daughter's party life style was exposed when journalists revealed photographs the girls had placed on Bebo.

Smug Carl bagged a top-job with quango 'PAVO' as the CEO of this Volunteers' Bureau Organisation. It was then announced that he was quitting as Bishop of Saint David's diocese.

Former aide Mandy was then given a plum PR job working as Carl's secretary at PAVO. Carl always denied accusations that he was in affair with his Chaplain Rev Mandy Williams Potter.

However an employee at the Diocesan Office in Abergwili, Carmarthen leaked compromising photographs of the pair photographed together with her smiling adoringly at him. A disgruntled fellow staff-member disclosed he had seen them bonking on the board room table.

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