Written by Phantom Guitarist
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Topics: Tony Blair, Labour

Wednesday, 1 October 2003

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Blair x-rays revealed!

In a key speech to the Labour Party Conference yesterday, Tony Blair admitted further defects in his Operation Functions. He admitted that he had not been fitted with a reverse gear.

Last week the PM admitted to being Margaret Thatcher and claimed that what was commonly mistaken for the Iron Lady was in fact an iron ladybot. It appears the truth is that Mr Blair, or TB666 to use his model name, is in fact ALSO a robot.

Labour Party members gave the PMbot a 7 minute standing ovation after his speech.

Critics of the government were stunned.

"This explains a great deal of things. Now we definitely know that the war in Iraq was purely about oil. The TB666 is has a very low pointless gesture per gallon rate. I think you get around 16 pointless gestures such as outstretched palms, and emphatic nods of the head for every gallon of oil. This is coupled with the fact that the TB666 relies heavily on PG's."

Scientists in the US were amazed at the progress the UK have made in robot design. There are already plans to build a Corey Feldmanbot as soon as the robot patents are leased out to NASA.

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