The Sun paper has started a campaign to promote backsides in their esteemed rag. Latest photographic techniques enable the rays of the sun to actually shine through the arses of delectable models who grace the pages for the reader.
'We want the stories behing the news' said Global Media President Rupert Murdoch 'I have had a word about this with my friend Jeremy Hunt and we have concluded that the Sun shining through the arses of our noble ladies is the best way to raise the image of culture in our society. Well, your society actually, as I am Australian.'
Sport is to get more space in the Sun with up to date accounts of all the girl friends and partners of top Footballers.
'This way lies the interest of the British people' declared Hunt as he looked up from reading the works of Shakespeare before they were burnt so that the few libraries remaining could stock 'real books'.
So the Fight for Press Freedom goes on.