David Cameron was today handed his P45. Sadly, it was not the Prime Minister, but a bloke who has the misfortune of having no job, and sharing the same name as the bloke who called for the cuts in the first place.
Cameron told us:
'When he first came to power, it was a laugh, but now it isn't. People take a look at my name, and make these assumptions about me. It is not fair.'
Mr Cameron had a normal upbringing, went to a Comprehensive school (which is good enough for most of us), and had a successful career working for his local council, until the cuts were made.
'My job was a good job, it was necessary, but we don't really need Politicians. Someone should give them their marching orders, I would like to see how they handle redundancy, spending time in Job Centres, being asked all of these impertinent questions. It really gets on my nerves...'
Prime Minister David Cameron did not return our calls. He never does.