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Tuesday, 15 March 2011

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What's in a names, Peaches?

London - Is the 'Feels Dog Cheap' name rearrangement at the core of Peaches' attraction to petty shoplifting?

Ms Geldof's PR was staying schtum today as Red Tops poured scorn over the latest 'misunderstanding' over a £70 dress than vanished from a Camden Lock boutique rail.

The Three Desperados shop said one of their popular slutty-style skating frocks 'simply walked' out of the store last weekend - along with the 23 year-old TV presenter.

A previous eight shopping 'misunderstandings' with other shops have seen Geldof exonerated after returning items from her amnesia-fuelled High Street rampages.

"This time we've got her over a barrel," the Camden store's Manolo Dinos said today as he handed CCTV footage over to police.

Her April 29 royal wedding invite is now under review.

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