London - London's famous Clapham Common will host the official Fuck The Royal Wedding! campsite amid popular demand.
Over 250,000 are expected to amass at the South London park which will be transformed into a 'sea of tents and protest bunting' for the 29 April nuptials.
The pop-up site will stage it very own faux wedding ceremony with a pair of performing chimps hired from Bunty Cloppentrotter's Travelling Circus & Freakshow.
Special FTRW! coaches will ferry the protesting masses from all over the UK to the site.
Sickbag Travel Coaches' spokesperson Mrs Jonty Humper told reporters today that the company is '100% committed' to giving FTRW! aficionados 'a hassle free and cost effective alternative' to travelling to Westmonster Abbey on the 29th.
24-hour security and up-to-the-minute electronic wristband technology will protest FTRW! campers from retribution by the Royal Nazi Family's henchmen.
Camilla Von-Gruppenfuhrer Fucker-Proles is 169.