London - Royal humbug refuseniks have organised themselves into a Fuck The Royal Wedding! group in a bid to disrupt obsequious Kate & William nuptials sycophancy.
T-shirts, posters, stickers and i-Phone Apps are being churned out to cater to the silent majority whose guts are already heaving at the 29 April marriage.
Special edition FTRW! bunting is also in the pipeline along with Happy 66th Wedding Anniversary Eva & Adolf! commemorative crockery marking the Fuhrer's bunker nuptials to his Nazi ho.
Group national co-ordinator Dame Daphne Hollyhock is also calling for DNA test results to be published nationally showing the happy couple's true origins.
"Right pair of con-artists - just like their dumb parents," Hollyhock told the Regent's Park Free Press today.
"About time the public was told that 'William' is Tony Blair and JK Rowling's little bastard," Hollyhock added, "and bullimic stickinsect Kate? She's Cherie's brat by Bill Clinton!"
Camilla Fucker-Proles is still Colonel Gaddafi's only lawfully married spouse.