Written by Jaggedone
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Topics: Heathrow

Sunday, 13 March 2011

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72 year old gay man on his way to Heathrow, or was it a case of mistaken identity?

After a slight altercation at home, a gay man stormed out of the place with a bulging handbag threatening to blow up Heathrow. The man (?) a 72 year old pensioner was last seen rushing towards the airport and could be easily identified because of the bulging pink handbag strapped across his shoulder.

His partner meanwhile, a 30 year old man (?), in a hysterical state of shock and screaming like a wounded bitch, rung the police warning them about his partners intentions.

The police quickly intercepted the 72 year old, it wasn't a problem he was pushing his zimmerframe towards terminal 5 and the pink handbag was a dead give away.

It seems that the partner had totally misunderstood the intentions of his OAP partner; what he actually said during the altercation was, "I'm going to leave you bitch, and have a "bum" (not bomb) of a time with my gay friends on Ibiza, goodbye Ducky!"

The police have now arrested his hysterical partner, calmed him down with a cup of pink peppermint tea and promised him 5 days arrest in an open prison so he can enjoy some rehab with the other male prisoners, holiday, YES!

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