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Saturday, 12 March 2011

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Princess Die - Da Kween Of Arts Wen Er Wuz At Skool

Sum shocking noo stats out today reveel that a staggring 76% of Britons teechers are bearly litrit and shud not be teechin fings lyke Hinglish in skoolz coz their breedinge kids wot will ave no ope of eva postin comrehencable messgs on intrnet sytes.

"Yew only too ave a ganda at der rubbsh wot foke purrin commentt boxis on noospapper websytes to C wot a sorri state R teechers reely are in," sez Les Dawson, of the champagne 4 better Hinglish Sosiyety. "Hitz a dizgrayce."

Sum peepl fink dat txtn is 2 blame but vat haRguemant olds no iyce wiv mobile fone sella 'Fonez 4 Yoo-Hoo.

"To blayme txtn an mobile fonez for bad gramma iz just Lyzee. Annit int teechuz neevah. Itz ver kidz veez dayze wot iz jus ded fick an vat innit." sed a guvmint minstrel.

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