Written by Jaggedone
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Topics: Beauty Contest

Friday, 11 March 2011

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What a load of nonsensical hot-(h)air about this lovely girls hair!

The newly crowned Miss United Britain, who just happens to be a Muslim has caused quite a stir amongst the male, Muslim fraternity in the UK.

Firstly she won the Miss United Britain contest showing her hair, "what, how dare she, daughter of a whore!" cried many male UK Muslims.

Now she is being put forward to represent her adopted country at the Miss Universe contest in Brazil, but many male UK Muslims are very upset because they feel she should actually cover her hair.

Now Miss United Britain has replied to her male Muslim critics and here is her statement:

"how the hell (no reference to the real place) do you expect me to represent my country at a beauty contest when the judges can only see my eyes, imbeciles, I am a modern westernised practicing Muslim and my hair stays out in the open, that's it!" (brave girl)

It is obvious that this particular Muslim Miss United Britain has managed to integrate into the UK, accept its western ways and still practice her religion.

Many of her male Muslim critics have also lived in the UK for a long time too, but they prefer to act as if they're living in the Middle Ages.

Hopefully she wins the Miss Universe contest and proves to the world what a load of hot-(h)air the fuss is concerning her hair

Let's also hope that these particular UK male Muslim critics are praying to the "Almighty One" or practicing Ramadan when the show is on, because what the world needs is a bit of beautiful hair to look at instead of dead Arabian Libyans.

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