Written by j.w.
Print this

Friday, 11 March 2011

image for No Toilet at Royal Wedding Shock
Royal Closet Water

Prince William and Catherine Middleton are to avoid falling into a toilet at their Royal Wedding by a clever move.

Catherine, better known as Kate, is to have her initial C before the W of William inscribed on Wedding memorobilia, thus avoiding the letters WC, which would normally have been used as Royal precedence would be acknowledged.

The Queen, seated on her throne, has approved the alteration. 'I don't want this marriage going down the pan like William's father's escapade.' Prince Philip is also pleased that Will & Kate are pulling the plug on WC : 'No one wants to refer to this as the Water Closet Wedding' he said helpfully 'after Charlie's threesome we could do with a bit of normality.'

Worried Royal Watchers are concerned, however, that giving Kate or Catherine precedence over the Royal Prince gets the marriage off on the wrong foot. A Lady in Waiting who could not stop herself had to go to the Press with an anonymous statement. 'It is wrong for the Bride in this instance to have her initial before that of Prince William. In the eyes of many she will be seen to have deposed the Prince.'

Special Branch have been brought in to discover the leaking Lady in Waiting whilst all toilets in the area of the wedding are being altered from WC to CW as a respectful gesture to the Royal Couple.

Make j.w.'s day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 4 multiplied by 1?

2 4 20 6
68 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more