Written by Mr Goster
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Thursday, 10 March 2011

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Shocking News and a warning to everyone as to what can happen if you get a little too inquisitive.

We've all heard stories where someone has been on a computer and maybe been tempted to have a look at something they shouldn't, only to realise they can't then erase the 'evidence' of where they have been visiting. Well this morning, Wayne Carr, 32, from Stourbridge is paying the price for doing just that.

His wife Paula takes up the story. ' I came home from work yesterday at the normal time, and the dog was absolutely frantic trying to get through the door. I thought, that's strange, Wayne's normally home now.

Anyway I've opened the door and sat in the chair is a fat bloke who I can only describe as a poorly looking Homer Simpson sat there!

Well, I've screamed, as you would, and the dog has shat itself, and 'Homer' shouts out 'It's me, Wayne, I've turned myself into a cartoon!

He'd only been on one of those websites where you can cartoonise yourself. Just look at the state of you I said. Well, you're going to have to live with it now. What did I tell you about dodgy sites on Computers. Serves yourself right I said. You can't go to work looking like that either. We'll have to ring the circus and see if they've any vacancies.'

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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