Wales - Named after children's rainy-day footwear the Welsh village is at the core of a pervy satanic cult.
Swansea Crown Court heard today how evil residents of a Kidwelly cul-de-sac rampaged unabated in weird occult sex rites.
The cult's High Priest Colin Batley and five disgusting chums were found Guilty As Charged of dozens of acts too sordid to detail.
They will be sentenced just as soon as the judge recovers from evidence-related spontaneous vomiting syndrome.
The jury's findings may have brought some relief to discredited South Ronaldsay social workers.
Their own 1991 probe into Scottish satanic child sex abuse was laughed out of court following a controversial probe into Orkneys' sex rings.
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