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Wednesday, 9 March 2011

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Dorset - Fresh from a Dorchester Town pitch drubbing Alan Young's gnatspiss-green thong may get a second airing at Goodison Park tonight.

The Havant & Waterlooville fan's Borat-style mankini premiered at Monday's Blue Square Bet South clash.

A £100 bet saw the 21 year-old streaking onto the pitch in his side's subsequent 3-1 victory.

Young has apparently now been offered £1,000 for a repeat performance against Bill Kenwright's men tonight.

"That's ten times more than I made on Monday!" the slightly bruised and bemused young hunk chuckled in an update with local reporters at lunchtime today.

Monday night's semi-nude debut ended in a fracas with Dorchester's furious Ashley Vickers red carded.

The player-manager's red-rag-to-a-bull on-pitch tackle ended with referee David Spain chucking him out for violent misconduct.

Two other send-offs followed, reducing the side to a miserable eight.

Young was heard this afternoon negotiating a five-star hotel and first-class return rail fare deal for tonight's Barclays Premier League Everton v Birmingham game.

A new dayglo-green man-thong is packed ready and waiting - because Dorchester Town FC's men virtually shredded the original on Monday.

Tonight's match kicks off at 20.00.

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