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Tuesday, 8 March 2011

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This Beetle is green, but Larry's is pink

An overtly gay motorist was in trouble with police last week after driving repeatedly past a school in Manchester, and frightening children by indiscriminately sounding his car horn in their vicinity.

Larry Sabu, 20, even after his birthday, incurred the wrath of Manchester Police last Friday when, having nothing better to do, he decided to take to the road and 'raise hell', choosing to do so outside a local primary school.

Children as young as 5 years old were then treated to a display of hornsmanship they could scarcely have expected, as Larry put his foot to the floor of his 1967 pink VW Beetle, reaching speeds of up to 40 miles per hour, whilst delivering countless ear-splitting klaxonifications, sending the youngsters screaming for their mummies. One perplexed mum told us:

"Fucking idiot. Honking himself off like that in front of the kids - he ought to be locked up in a cell with a couple of big, strapping blokes who would teach him a lesson or two."

Sabu commented later:

"Oooooooooh! I'm up for that!"

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