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Sunday, 6 March 2011

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London - The Duke of York's pervy paedo pals are tarnishing the glitter of royal glitz.

Now the government fears his role as Britain's International Representative for Rough Trade & Investment may have been brought into disrepute.

This weekend the FBI reopened its Prince Andrew file on close links to a convicted US nonce called Jeffrey Epstein.

The New York financier apparently sent Heirmiles Andy some 17 year-old peroxide tart for specialist massage and relaxation rubs.

She may also come with a personal recommendation from Silvio Berlusconi, but that's another story altogether.

Apparently you just can't find Ms Virgina Roberts' particular talents in any part of Soho these days.

So a first class transatlantic flight was chartered to bring the talented slapper straight to Andy's London pad.

Cops are also probing Andrew's link to other royal bottom feeders like the junior Gaddafis, the Tunisian ex-dictator's bellboy and dozens of dodgy Russian oligarch wackjobs.

This weekend Red Tops named yet another of Robert Maxwell's disgusting brood as the go-between procuring Andy his underage slut.

Ghislaine Maxwell is blamed for the sordid brouhaha and her droopy-boobed flatchested body is draped all over the Sunday Smearer.

Max Mosley is 69.

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