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Saturday, 5 March 2011

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Do your own dirty work, George, I'm not rubbing out Gaddafi just for your birthday present!

London - The government has responded to HM's heartfelt plea to see her bastard son Muammar one more time.

Announcing a five day State Visit in the autumn 10 Downing Street sources said "WTF?"

The vanity trip comes amid reports the Colonel is skint and needs a Royal Diplomatic Baguette handout.

To replenish vital Colombian R&R supplies.

On Thursday night Somali pirates seized his £100million Libyan cash stash that Royal Mama had squirreled away for her ugly-mug nutjob son.

The banknotes were hidden inside baked bean cans on board the crack clipper MV Camilla Fucker-Proles.

The boat is named after Gaddafi's first and only lawful wife.

Mogadishu renegades who mounted the boat seemed pretty pissed off at the absence of US Dollar and showed their displeasure by drawing Hitler mustaches on Gaddafi's image fronting the 100, 500 and 1,000 Libyan Dinar notes.

His maternal grandpa the Fuhrer would not be amused.

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